Yesterday, the U.S. State Department celebrated “International Pronouns Day” with a tweet . This was probably the first time most people had heard of the "holiday," but it is apparently a real thing and not satire a la the Babylon Bee, the Onion, or Saturday Night Live.
Since we can apparently just make up holidays now, I have decided to declare today, Oct. 21, “‘International Pronouns Day is Stupid' Day.”
The core tenets of this sacred day focus on the history of the pronoun. The festivities will honor these revered words and their time-honored traditions of “he” being used for biological males and “she” referring to biological females. This is because on "International Pronouns Day is Stupid" Day, we trust science and use pronouns based on sex instead of trusting feelings and basing pronouns on vague ideas like gender identity.
"International Pronouns Day is Stupid" Day will be a day that brings families together to sit at the table. First, bread will be broken and a dictionary will be read. Then all will sing carols and hymns about how words cannot be used interchangeably on a whim by people who have gender dysphoria. Families will celebrate their resistance to toxic leftists who seek to force pronomial submission upon everyone.
In the evening, families will gather around the dinner table with a candle positioned in front of their plates. Each person will receive a piece of paper that includes a list of 78 gender pronouns . The list will be passed around the table with each person reading one until there are none left. Afterward, all will share a hearty laugh and then use the candle to light the list on fire before dumping the ashes into the “International Pronouns Day is Stupid" Day sacred urn.
Finally, families will dine on the “International Pronouns Day is Stupid" Day holy cannoli. Then there will be an admonition not to ridicule or bully those who have gender dysphoria but also not to abandon societal norms and common sense in a misguided effort to accommodate such delusions. And that goes double for government agencies.
Ultimately, that is what “International Pronouns Day is Stupid" Day is truly about.
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